For the primary time since 1999, listed below are all of the issues we (fortunately) by no means have to consider once more

As everyone knows by now, Tom Brady’s first try at retirement was a large pretend out. Right here’s what we needed to say about Brady’s diabolical plan again when this story broke:

Evidently the Tom Brady retirement reversal wasn’t a lot of a reversal as a plot gone very, very mistaken. PFT, which initially reported a part of the story in late February, revealed that Brady by no means truly supposed to retire from the game. He needed to depart the Buccaneers to change into a part-owner of the Dolphins, the place, if all went in accordance with plan, they’d rent Sean Payton as their new head coach and Brady would negotiate a commerce from Tampa Bay to start out as Miami’s new quarterback.

Enter Brian Flores, the fired Dolphins head coach, who blew this plan to items with a groundbreaking lawsuit accusing the NFL of widespread racial discrimination in hiring practices. Within the lawsuit, he additionally alleged that Dolphins proprietor Stephen Ross had tried to bribe Flores to throw video games, and had tried to persuade Flores to recruit one other lively QB, a violation of league guidelines that Flores refused to associate with.

The lively QB in query? TB12, in fact.

Overlook the truth that Miami had one of many few Black head coaches within the NFL in Brian Flores, proper Tom? Like with Antonio Brown, COVID, and PPP loans. all that appears to matter is what Tom desires, different folks be damned. And Tom needed to play for Sean Payton.

The massive downside for Tom right here is that Brian Flores was good sufficient to know racial discrimination when he sees it, and Tom apparently doesn’t know what authorized discovery is. At the very least this time he didn’t attempt to destroy his cell phone.

Odor ya later, Tom Brady. I’m going to reside in a bliss for a complete season with out serious about you as soon as.