
The pre-game on FOX ridiculously began at midday. And we’ve been right here your entire time. You didn’t miss something till roughly 5:30 pm ET, when FOX aired the primary Snackin’ with the Stars advert.
Snackin’ with the Stars
Okay, the one with Snoop in Martha Stewart’s fridge to get the goat cheese platter was funnier. However nonetheless, we regarded ahead to who would open the fridge subsequent each time it closed.
No matter this was
This was notable primarily for a way horrible it was. Who’s writing this stuff?
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Damar Hamlin and the well being care employees who saved him
Damar Hamlin and the well being care employees who saved him
He hugged each single individual. Cancel the sport. Nothing tonight gives goes to beat this second.
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Eagles followers booed the Walter Payton Man of the Yr
Eagles followers booed the Walter Payton Man of the Yr
Okay, it’s as a result of it was Dak. However nonetheless. What number of Eagles followers are at this factor?
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Sheryl Lee Ralph singing Carry Each Voice and Sing
Sheryl Lee Ralph singing Carry Each Voice and Sing
Mostly we enjoyed it because of 1) how a lot Sheryl Lee Ralph deserves the second she’s having and a pair of) as a result of it makes Lauren Boebert actually, actually mad.
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Chris Stapleton’s Nationwide Anthem
Chris Stapleton’s Nationwide Anthem
(Elaine Benes voice) What. Is with. The tears, Eagles? Somebody go give your coach a hug.
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Jalen Hurts saying his presence with authority
Jalen Hurts saying his presence with authority
The Eagles’ offense moved the ball at will and bought on into the tip zone and on the board with 10:10 left on the clock within the first quarter. After all of the doubters Hurts has needed to take care of in his brief profession, it’s time for the shuttin’ as much as start.
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The Ben Affleck Dunkin’ industrial
The Ben Affleck Dunkin’ industrial
This truly makes us really feel higher about all these pics we noticed of Ben working the drive through. We has assumed it was a aspect gig.
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The Chiefs responding to the primary rating with a TD of their very own
The Chiefs responding to the primary rating with a TD of their very own
This one’s gonna be a shootout.
Hey, do you know Travis Kelce’s brother is additionally enjoying on this Tremendous Bowl?
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We bought a brand new Indiana Jones trailer
We bought a brand new Indiana Jones trailer
On a associated observe, very upset that Raiders of the Misplaced Ark solely has 3.5 stars on Uverse’s information display screen. If Raiders isn’t thought-about a 4-star film, what are you even in search of?
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This was one of the best advert within the first quarter
This was one of the best advert within the first quarter
Largely as a result of it had all of Gen X/Xennials squealing about how nice Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Amber (Lisa Adaline Donovan) look. DC t
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Brittney Griner was cheering on Philly
Brittney Griner was cheering on Philly
The Doink
Harrison Butker pulling a Cody Parkey. Within the Tremendous Bowl. YIKES. Would have put the Chiefs up 10-7.
The AJ Brown TD
45 yards and rattling, was it fairly.
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DC utilizing Michael Keaton to make us not take a look at Ezra Miller
DC utilizing Michael Keaton to make us not take a look at Ezra Miller
This isn’t going to work, DC. We will simply keep dwelling and watch Michael Keaton play Batman in motion pictures with less-problematic co-stars. Like Mr. Mother and Night time Shift.
The fumble restoration TD
Jalen Hurts simply dropped it and Nick Bolton occurred to be in precisely the fitting place on the proper time. Chiefs tie it up with 9:39 left within the 1st half.
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Jalen Damage’s second QB sneak of the primary half (!!)
Jalen Damage’s second QB sneak of the primary half (!!)
And the group was chanting “MVP! MVP!”
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Google’s “Fastened on Pixel” advert
Google’s “Fastened on Pixel” advert
If solely we’d had this in time for my buddies’ Minnesota wedding ceremony and the jet skiers in jorts who pulled as much as watch.
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Patrick Mahomes’ reaggravates the ankle harm
Patrick Mahomes’ reaggravates the ankle harm
Anybody who’s ever had a excessive ankle sprain felt this one deeply. After the trainers labored on him, Mahomes was up and on the sidelines a couple of performs later.
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Eagles’ discipline aim to finish the half
Eagles’ discipline aim to finish the half
Eagles lead 24-14 on the half and now it’s time for tonight’s major occasion – Rihanna.