Gunnar Henderson for 2023 Fantasy Baseball and Extra Information

Our father, who Arte Moreno is aware of in heaven that’s how he owns the Angels, hallowed be thy identify, from kingdom come, from sea to shining sea, we’ve lived to see the day when the Orioles are approach higher than the Yankees. Luis Severino (2 2/3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 7.38), the Yanks’ 2nd greatest pitcher, wouldn’t even make the Orioles’ pitching employees. I’m howling like Jack Nicholson in Wolf. The Yankees would mainly betroth Kyle Bradish (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 3.32) to Rhoda Berra, Yogi’s grand niece, to affix their group. The Yankees would give Lou Gehrig’s childhood house, that’s at the moment in an enormous glass case on the Steinbrenners’ ranch, for only one of their prospects. Ship them Gunnar Henderson (4-for-7, 3 runs, 5 RBIs and his twelfth and thirteenth homer) and the Yankees will give them the baseball fan who ran onto the sector to congratulate Chris Chambliss, who has been in a dungeon for the final 45 years. That’s their monkey’s paw and the Yanks will give it to the Orioles for only a style of the Orioles’ success. I’m laughing. What a world. Anyway, right here’s what else I noticed yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Ryan O’Hearn – 3-for-4, 1 run, 4 RBIs, hitting .308. He received’t be on this afternoon’s Purchase column, however he’s clearly a schmotato that’s sizzling.

Michael Lorenzen – 5 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (zero walks), 4 Ks, ERA at 4.03. Rattling, I can’t imagine I dropped the American League All-Star Lorenzen. Oh, that’s proper, he’s not that good. This was a Streamonator name, as he confronted the A’ss. Talking of All-Star Recreation and A’ss, can I wager Sir Combine-A-Lot will serenade Cal Raleigh’s butt throughout All-Star Recreation pre-festivities in Seattle? Or Macklemore will get the game-winning hit within the superstar softball recreation? I want motion!

Jake Marisnick – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and a slam (2) and legs (2), hitting .221. As he rounded bases, Roger Marisnick Jr. stood and applauded. What a category act.

Marcus Stroman – 5 IP, 4 ER, 8 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.96. *blows out candles* “I want for Marcus to be traded to Houston so I can name him Astroman.” I do know, corny want, however my birthday isn’t till January, so technically I don’t even get a want.

Cody Bellinger – 4-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his eighth homer, hitting .298. Ya know what’s fascinating (it’s subjective), Bellinger and Yelich each appeared again in April, and just one continued that promise.

Yan Gomes – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his eighth homer. That’s Yan Guron Ontario Michigan Erie Superior to you!

Christian Yelich – 1-for-3, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and a slam (11) and legs (21), hitting .287. Simply wrote up Yelich for my high 100 earlier right now. Will probably be launched on Tuesday (or tomorrow for Patreons). Any hoo! Rattling high-quality 1st half for Yelich (and his mother).

Freddy Peralta – 5 1/3 IP, 3 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 4.70. About the one starter ever who gained two miles on his fastball and have become dogshizz. By no means thought I’d say this, however possibly you throw it much less quick.

Nolan Arenado – 1-for-3 and his seventeenth homer. 57 years in the past, my grandmother threw her bra at Tom Jones, and I’ve lastly retrieved it from his individuals. Right here, let me present you, it’s by this open window—NOOOO!!! Torenado!

Jack Flaherty – 6 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 11 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.27. He normally has one horrible begin every month, i.e., Flaherty is fantasy baseball Russian roulette. “He’s dealing with the Nats? Oh, that’s nice!” Two hours later, “Oh, God, why? Why? Why?” So, yeah, I don’t belief him.

Eury Perez – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.36. Hmm, kinda shocked to see him begin once more so quickly. Marlins actually attempting to make him unusable subsequent yr, huh?

Nick Senzel – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his seventh homer, and 2nd homer in as many video games. He received’t be on this afternoon’s Purchase column, however seems to be a lightweight schmotato. By the by, Reds have like seven weapons of their lineup. Go house, Reds, you’re drunk!

Alex Name – 1-for-2, 3 runs and a slam (4) and legs (7). Alex Name? Extra like Batty Name! Bam! Excessive 5 me! No? Okay.

Jose Altuve – Hit the IL with an indirect pressure. His attending doctor stated, “I used to be taking a look at his x-ray…Effectively, you ever play the sport Operation?”

Eugenio Suarez – 3-for-4, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his tenth and eleventh homer. Eugenio has three homers in July, and hitting near-.250, which can as properly be .400 for him.

Darick Corridor – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer. He has energy and an under-appreciated wing man in John Oates.

Cristopher Sanchez – 6 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners (0 walks), 2 Ks, ERA at 2.84. Okay, I’m formally intrigued. He has wonderful command within the majors, however that hasn’t been the case within the minors (5.3 BB/9 in Triple-A). He has a weak-sis fastball, no actual breaking stuff, and a just-okay change. Okay, I’m much less intrigued.

Daniel Hudson – Hit the IL with a knee sprain. That’s additionally the reply to, “Will Evan Phillips be the first Dodgers’ nearer within the 2nd half, assuming they don’t commerce for anybody?”

Julio Urias – 6 IP, 2 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 4.76. This was as simple as matchups get, and one good begin doesn’t erase a season of meh.

Freddie Freeman – 3-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and a slam (15) and legs (12), hitting .320. It’s kinda wild how he’s develop into like a center infidel-type with a .300+ common.

Max Muncy – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his twentieth homer, hitting .195. Oh my God, did somebody lastly get up to vary his child at 4 AM as a substitute of him? Max Groggy for the final two months, this man!

Andres Gimenez – 2-for-3, 3 runs and a slam (7) and triple legs (12, 13, 14). Take a look at Andres Gimenez considering it’s Opening Day in July! Welcome to the season, man!

Tanner Bibee – 5 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners (4 BBs), 4 Ks, ERA at 3.34. Like when Paul and Mary determined to drag the plug after Puff the Magic Dragon, Bibee looks as if he’s tapering off. Don’t love these walks, and I’m shedding religion. Possibly the break-rest can do him some good, and he come again with some goose eggs.

Josh Naylor – 2-for-4 and his eleventh homer. He has 61 RBIs, which is ten off the MLB chief, Adolis. Naylor’s completed it with half as many homers, in order that’s spectacular in its personal approach(lor).

Carlos Carrasco – 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 5.16. The place, and permit me to pause a really very long time to actually let this sink in, within the ever-loving hell did that come from?

Pete Alonso – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs and his twenty sixth homer. Albombso!

Francisco Lindor – 5-for-5, 3 runs, 18th homer, two triples, and who doesn’t cease at 2nd on a kind of to set your self up for slightly cycle motion such as you’re at Soul Cycle or no matter that place is named is that this a run-on sentence or nah? Lindor has been on hearth ever since I stated he was a promote. Welp, they ain’t all winners. He’s nonetheless hitting .233, so he has some work to do to get again to the place he must be for “regular.”

Francisco Alvarez – 2-for-3, 3 RBIs and his sixteenth homer. Mets ought to have a lineup of all Franciscos. The other of sans Franciscos. The Bay Boys bat.

Corbin Carroll – Left the sport after hurting his shoulder on a swing. You possibly can see it within the video beneath. Shoulders by no means heal correctly, do they? I don’t wish to put it on him — this terrible feeling I’ve, but it surely appears like this can be a 30-to-60 day sort scenario. Shedding Oneil Cruz was brutal for my Tout group; shedding Jazz hasn’t been enjoyable; if I lose Corbin Carroll, you’ll find me within the nook crying.

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— Razzball (@Razzball) July 7, 2023

Whit Merrifield – 2-for-8 and his third and 4th homers, hitting .284. He had two homers in Assured Rake in a single recreation. Tim Anderson has two homers there in two years.

Jose Berrios – 7 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 stroll, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.50 vs. Lance Lynn – 7 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 stroll, 11 Ks, ERA at 6.03. It’s superb that the universe didn’t swallow itself as Jose Berrios battled This Yr’s Jose Berrios. The most effective Berrios emerged victorious, which was neither.

Jorge Alfaro – Signed with the Purple Sox. He was on the Purple Sox earlier this yr, in order that doesn’t assist with the Immaculate Grid in any respect.

Kutter Crawford – 4 IP, 3 ER, ERA at 4.11. Okay, but it surely was a very tough begin that the Streamonator rightfully hated.

Corey Seager – 3-for-5 and his eleventh homer, hitting .360. He’s taken off since his brother retired, which brings me to my not-that-outlandish speculation: Corey Seager is working the legs, and Kyle Seager is working the arms, like they’re Vincent Adultman.